And the winner is ...

Well ...

Well ...

Well ...

What do we have here???

I won a flippin award for my blog!!!  Can you believe it?!?!?  Me neither!!!

Ok ... now ... it is not the Nobel Prize or anything like that.

It is more like those awards that teachers gave you when you were a child.

You know ... the ones that say:

"insert name here" raised their hand when they needed to use the restroom

And then it had a scratch and sniff sticker on it.

Yeah ... it is kind of more that route in the "awards" department.

But it is ALL MINE!!!

In order to gets this award ... another blogger must give it to you ... and then you pass it on to another blogger that you enjoy reading.

Isn't my award beautiful!!!

Now ... this award comes with some "rules" attached to it.  (Everything's gotta price).

One ... you must tell the cyber world 7 things about you.

Two ... you must present this award to some fellow bloggers that you think are top notch!

So ... here it goes:

1.  My feet can NOT hang off the bed at night.  Not even one little toe.  Nope.  Not a chance.

2.  I am TERRIFIED of birds and grasshoppers.  I mean ... take off in a dead sprint-arms waving in the air-screaming at the top of my lungs-scared!!!

3.  I love the color pink.  LOVE. IT.

4.  I have always wanted my upper lip pierced.

5.  I am a coupon whore.  Yes ... I am one of "those people" that hold up the line and buy 25 bottles of mustard because I am getting it for free.

6.  I ate a whole tub of cake icing when I was pregnant with my middle daughter ... in one setting.

7.  I set the world record for winning the most times at Connect Four in a row ... in our family.

Special shot out to Amberlie at http://parentingpains.blogspot.com/ for giving me this award.  *high five*

And here is the list of blogger that I think are top notch ... and deserve this ubber cool award:

http://adiaryofamadwoman.com/

http://www.bellebeanchicagodog.com/

http://www.mytimeasmom.com/

http://singlemomonabudget.com/

http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/

http://theconfessionsofamadhousewife.blogspot.com/

http://livingontrees.blogspot.com/

*insert bad word here*

Tornado sirens going off  +  me in the salon  =  me having a panic attack with foils in my hair

While watching ...

The Justin Bieber movie this evening with the kids ... Eythen says:

"Mom! I know what I wanna be when I grow up!

On Fridays I will drive a train.

And on Mondays I am gonna be famous like Justin Bieber!

I better not get a hair cut this summer."

Fun fact ...

I sometimes wonder why we still have a land line?!?!?!

But then I remember ... how else am I gonna find my cellphone?!?!?!

FYI ...

Some people better watch their P's and Q's ...

Before I start handing out F's and U's.

Just sayin.

Random thought ...

When you catch a fish and release it ...

Does it go back and tell its friends it was abducted by aliens???

Random thought ...

I wish stupid people had a sign that they were required to carry ...

Just to give the rest of us a fair warning!!!

Random thought ...

I really want to know how the hell paper beats rock?!?!?

Think about it!!!

Stand in front of me while I throw a rock and protect yourself with a piece of paper!

Let's see who wins.

See my point!?!?!

Random thought ...

How ironic would it be ...If someone choked on a life saver???

On a side note:  Yes ... My mind does actually think of all of these odd things.



And yes ... my mind is in over drive this evening with all of these "random thoughts" ...

Random thought ...

We should all be greatful that McDonald's does not sell hotdogs!!!

Think about it ...

Could you pull up the the drive thru and order a "McWeiner" with a straight face?!?!?!

I doubt it!!!

Don't even get me started on super sizing that "McWeiner" ..

Random thought ...

In scarey movies ... some person always yells out "hello".

As if the killer is gonna say ...

"Yeah!  I am in the kitchen!  Want a sandwich before I kill you?"

Random thought ...

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people?!?!?

"Alright ... get in the basket."

A mind trick ...

Think of a number.

Double that number.

Add eight.

Minus half of that number.

Minus the number you started off with.

Is the answer four???

It is ... isnt't it?!?!?!

Happy Mother's Day ...

A mother is someone to shelter and guide us,



To love us, whatever we do,


With a warm understanding and infinite patience


And wonderful gentleness, too.


How often a mother means swift reassurance


In soothing our small, childish fears,


How tenderly mothers watch over their children


And treasure them all through the years!


The heart of a mother is full of forgiveness


For any mistake, big or small,


And generous always in helping her family,


Whose needs she has placed above all.


A mother can utter a word of compassion


And make all our cares fall away,


She can brighten a home with the sound of her laughter


And make life delightful and gay.


A mother possesses incredible wisdom


And wonderful insight and skill -


In each human heart is that one special corner


Which only a mother can fill!
Happy Mother's Day to all of you Mommy's out there!!!

Random thought ...

Osama bin Landen ... coming soon to a beach near you.

I ...

walked through a spiderweb this morning ...

and suddenly turned into a ninja...

trying to get the sticky stings off of me.

Move over Weight Watchers ...

There is a new way to lose weight!!!

It is called the "I can't afford to buy groceries to feed myself because I just filled up my gas tank" diet.

Just sayin ...

Last night ... President Obama announced Osama Bin Laden was dead.

Today I am sure ... Donald Trump will demand to see death certificate.